Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Once a week I meet about 7 or 8 high school guys for "man breakfast" at the North Star Restaurant in Buchanan, VA. North Star really is a place like no other. I wish I could take you all there for breakfast sometime just so you can see all the "regulars" who sit at their regular tables every morning drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes. It's amazing to me that there are people out there who can have 3 cups of coffee and 5 to 6 cigarettes before 8 in the morning. These people do exist, and they hang out at North Star. This morning, a man walked in wearing an all denim outfit. He had on some nice jean shorts with a brown leather belt that he had obviously made himself (I know he made it himself because it had his name burned into it). There was a denim shirt tucked into said shorts. He was wearing some black boots with a little bit of white sock sticking out of the top. There was a pouch of Levi Garrett sticking out of his shirt pocket (if you don't know what Levi Garrett is, check out the picture to the right), and he was wearing a mesh backed all black trucker hat that sat so high up on his head, I'm not really sure how it didn't fall off.

Anyways, this morning was a typical North Star morning. Me and the guys sitting around, talking about high school sports, eating our ridiculously greasy breakfasts, and laughing at all the "regulars." Just as we were about to leave, a larger fella walked in and sat at the table nearest us. I looked over at one of the guys and said, "now that's the real deal." I was referring to the man's braided rat-tail. I'm not sure that I've really seen anything like this on a man over the age of 8. But there it was, in all its glory, right in front of us. And wouldn't you know it, he sat down with his back facing me. I have to chalk that one up to the sovereignty of our Lord. God must have known that I needed to take a picture of this man's rat-tail for the blog. So now we finally get to the point of this blog. That point being these pictures:

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

I love ridiculous pictures of Jesus

I'm not really sure what this pictures is all about. Dreaming in the clouds with Jesus?
This is obviously Jesus dying on a cross made of steel beams high above some major city. Pretty standard really.
Surgical Jesus. I guess He's guiding the doctor's hand here. Jesus doesn't need a mask or gloves because He has no disease. Not sure why the surgeon or nurses aren't wearing gloves though. That seems unsanitary. I guess if Jesus is there, no one needs gloves.
Would you try to tackle Jesus? I know I wouldn't. Jesus doesn't need pads, a helmet, cleats or pants to play football. A tunic is just fine.
NRA Jesus.
Not really sure what to call this one. Jamaican Jesus perhaps?
Notice that the tatoo says "Father."
What's with the cross?

Jesus riding a dinosaur. Nuff said.
Peeping Jesus
Boxing Jesus
This one is definitely my favorite.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Dressed Up Animals

I love animals dressed up in funny outfits. I don't know why. It's just funny. Here are some favorites:





Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Science Fair

Remember when you were in middle school and you had to do a science fair project? Here are some funny ones I found...






Worst Music Video Ever

How can this be a blog about things that make me laugh without any youtube clips? It can't be, that's the answer. Here is what is supposedly the worst music video ever.

I am sure this isn't the worst music video ever. How could it be when all I think about when watching it is how awesome the dance is and how much I want to learn it?

Monday, May 18, 2009

Keeping with the animal/Star Wars Theme

Star Wars Animals


Ok, I know the blog has gotten off to a bit of a slow start. Sorry. I was out of town Thursday and Friday and home all weekend with no internet. But now I'm back in the office and ready to update. Let's start with a funny picture...

Animals dressed as Star Wars characters... genius.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Funny Families

Colt calls me into his office earlier to show me this website. You need to go here and spend some time. Worth it.
Is there anything better than an old man on a rocking llama? I submit that there isn't. I think this blog is off to a great start.

Let's Start Blogging

I sit at this desk in my office all day long, and I always get emails and links to people's blogs. So, I figure I should give blogging a try. But what do I write about? What is this blog about? I am not a good writer and I am not very creative, but I do search for funny pictures a lot to put on my Young Life Club fliers. So here it is, a blog featuring funny and ridiculous pictures I find on the internet. Let's just see how this turns out...