Ok, for our first cover we have Big Bear. He is a rapper and likes bears. He likes to smoke with them and eat fruit with them.
Next we have Cody Matherson. He would like to borrow a feelin. I can only assume that he sold 4 copies of this record. His mom bought one, his girlfriend bought one because she likes his moustache, and he bought the other 2. You can just tell by looking at him that his music is awful. I do respect the stache and sleeveless shirt though.
Finally we have Anna Russell. This one is amazing I think. The craziest thing is that she is signed by Columbia, which is a major record label. That means that thousands of these were made and that Anna Russell actually has fans. Someone at a major music corporation thought this was a good idea, and so they had this record made and produced, and nobody along the way stopped and thought to disagree that this album was a good idea. Amazing.
