Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Album Covers

As you probably know, I love music. Music knowledge is really my spiritual gift. So I have decided to combine that love with my love of funny pictures and this blog. The result? Funny album covers! I have been searching far and wide for the best/worse album covers of all time. I ended up finding so many that I think I'm going to turn this into a blog series instead of one post. So, we'll get started with a couple favorites for today.

Ok, for our first cover we have Big Bear. He is a rapper and likes bears. He likes to smoke with them and eat fruit with them.

Next we have Cody Matherson. He would like to borrow a feelin. I can only assume that he sold 4 copies of this record. His mom bought one, his girlfriend bought one because she likes his moustache, and he bought the other 2. You can just tell by looking at him that his music is awful. I do respect the stache and sleeveless shirt though.

Finally we have Anna Russell. This one is amazing I think. The craziest thing is that she is signed by Columbia, which is a major record label. That means that thousands of these were made and that Anna Russell actually has fans. Someone at a major music corporation thought this was a good idea, and so they had this record made and produced, and nobody along the way stopped and thought to disagree that this album was a good idea. Amazing.

Monday, August 3, 2009

We're Back!

Ok, it's been a long summer. 3 weeks at Saranac Lake in upstate NY. Then another week at Cranberry Lake with Jen's family. All that followed by Young Life camp, a week at the beach with the wife, and Pat's wedding. Now finally I am home for good. If there's been one constant this summer while I've been gone, it's been complaints that I haven't updated the blog. I am sorry! Let's get things going again with an awesome youtube video. Make sure you watch the whole thing. It will change your life.

Rain and Africa

Don't miss how the guy who does the beat boxing acutally plays the air drums while performing said beatbox. Classic.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Once a week I meet about 7 or 8 high school guys for "man breakfast" at the North Star Restaurant in Buchanan, VA. North Star really is a place like no other. I wish I could take you all there for breakfast sometime just so you can see all the "regulars" who sit at their regular tables every morning drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes. It's amazing to me that there are people out there who can have 3 cups of coffee and 5 to 6 cigarettes before 8 in the morning. These people do exist, and they hang out at North Star. This morning, a man walked in wearing an all denim outfit. He had on some nice jean shorts with a brown leather belt that he had obviously made himself (I know he made it himself because it had his name burned into it). There was a denim shirt tucked into said shorts. He was wearing some black boots with a little bit of white sock sticking out of the top. There was a pouch of Levi Garrett sticking out of his shirt pocket (if you don't know what Levi Garrett is, check out the picture to the right), and he was wearing a mesh backed all black trucker hat that sat so high up on his head, I'm not really sure how it didn't fall off.

Anyways, this morning was a typical North Star morning. Me and the guys sitting around, talking about high school sports, eating our ridiculously greasy breakfasts, and laughing at all the "regulars." Just as we were about to leave, a larger fella walked in and sat at the table nearest us. I looked over at one of the guys and said, "now that's the real deal." I was referring to the man's braided rat-tail. I'm not sure that I've really seen anything like this on a man over the age of 8. But there it was, in all its glory, right in front of us. And wouldn't you know it, he sat down with his back facing me. I have to chalk that one up to the sovereignty of our Lord. God must have known that I needed to take a picture of this man's rat-tail for the blog. So now we finally get to the point of this blog. That point being these pictures:

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

I love ridiculous pictures of Jesus

I'm not really sure what this pictures is all about. Dreaming in the clouds with Jesus?
This is obviously Jesus dying on a cross made of steel beams high above some major city. Pretty standard really.
Surgical Jesus. I guess He's guiding the doctor's hand here. Jesus doesn't need a mask or gloves because He has no disease. Not sure why the surgeon or nurses aren't wearing gloves though. That seems unsanitary. I guess if Jesus is there, no one needs gloves.
Would you try to tackle Jesus? I know I wouldn't. Jesus doesn't need pads, a helmet, cleats or pants to play football. A tunic is just fine.
NRA Jesus.
Not really sure what to call this one. Jamaican Jesus perhaps?
Notice that the tatoo says "Father."
What's with the cross?

Jesus riding a dinosaur. Nuff said.
Peeping Jesus
Boxing Jesus
This one is definitely my favorite.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Dressed Up Animals

I love animals dressed up in funny outfits. I don't know why. It's just funny. Here are some favorites:

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Science Fair

Remember when you were in middle school and you had to do a science fair project? Here are some funny ones I found...

Worst Music Video Ever

How can this be a blog about things that make me laugh without any youtube clips? It can't be, that's the answer. Here is what is supposedly the worst music video ever.

I am sure this isn't the worst music video ever. How could it be when all I think about when watching it is how awesome the dance is and how much I want to learn it?